I simply cannot this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are starting over. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.

• Maybe I should change my routine
• Surely this is a dream
• I need a vacation

Can You Imagine What Just Happened!

I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a group of chickens came out from behind a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild check here I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!

It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

Can You Believe This?!

My friends won't believe this just took place. , I kid you not, I think I'm going to faint! The whole thing was just totally absurd.

• This is nuts
• No joke
• I'm going to have to write this down

See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!

It's Beyond Me

Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I ask someone else for help?